DO NOT WANT.

Google Analytics are endlessly entertaining. For example, thanks to Google Analytics, I know this post prompted fans of the band Dumpshovel to stumble onto my site. Sorry, Dumpshovel fans. My bounce rate data tells me you took one look at the pink and the stars and fled. Also, a visitor from Germany! How fun is that? And New Mexico? Who the holy heck do I know in New Mexico? Or Maryland, for that matter? I don’t know, but I welcome you, New Mexicans and Marylanders, if that is in fact what you call yourselves. For that matter, welcome to all citizens of earth. But not aliens. You guys freak me out with your giant black eyes and pale grey skin. You are not welcome. Everybody else, yes. Aliens, no.